Honey, please don't be so sad. Somebody has to come in last and those kids were really fast. Anyway, we just need a new strategy. You don't have to swim fast. You just have to swim smarter.Next time, when you are up on the block, look to your left and look to your right. Call out "I can't hold my pee" loud enough for them to hear. They'll back off.
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Swimmers can't stand to swim in pee.
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