About Competitive Sports

Julian, this will be your first real swim meet. I know there is a lot of pressure on you. I tried to protect you from this for a long time. If you win, I want you to accept victory with grace and compassion. If some other kid beats you, you should get out of the pool and punch him like Aunt Dee Dee did.

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