Both frisbees are in the tree

"Mommy, bad news. Both frisbees are in the tree in the back yard. And also the tennis racquet and one of  the hockey sticks is up there. The other hockey stick, the baseball bat and two soccer balls are over the fence in the neighbor's back yard."

"I understand how the frisbees in the tree, but how did all those other things get up there?" "Oh, never mind. Don't answer that."


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