Julian has a hole in his pants pocket and stuff keeps falling out of it. He has asked me over and over again to sew it. Finally, I just told him "Honey, there are a lot of different kinds of mommies in this world. They all love their children more than anything. There are the 'sewing' kinds of mommies and then there are the 'other' kinds of mommies. In your case ... you should use the other pocket."
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