Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Why People Mistake Me for Gwyneth Paltrow

Kulani pointed to this picture in People Magazine and exclaimed "Mommie!"

How cool is this?  Kulani doesn't just think I look like Gwyneth Paltrow.  She thinks I am Gwyneth Paltrow.
This is great on so many different levels I don't even know where to start. But I do need to say something very important. "Pepper, listen to my words. I know Robert Downey Jr. is cute. Really cute actually. But you just can't rely on him. We have been through this so many times with Ironman I, Ironman II and now Ironman III. There were the rockets launched at your house, the kidnapping, the bondage, the 200 foot drop into a fiery pit. You can't afford to be hanging out perilously on an oil rig which is about to explode in stretch pants and a sports bra. Next time--for Ironman IV-- keep the suit."

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