How to Win Friends and Influence People (Kindergarten Version)

Isaac, when you meet a new kindergarten friend, try not to annihilate the kid at Super Mario Brothers on the first playdate.  I do not want to pick you up and hear the words "Isaac is ... ummm... very good at video games."  It's code for "I know how much time your son is spending in front of the computer."  You are making me look bad.

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