Sub Zero refrigerator

De-friga-feated

$12K? Are you freaking kidding me? For that kind of money, I expect the thing to strap me in and drive me to work.

We are finally pulling the plug. It's over.

The appliance repair guy, who once seemed very sexy, declared it brain dead three years ago and has given up. He has been useless ever since. My husband, on the other hand, has been resuscitating the refrigerator for three years at this point. Btw, the sex appeal of my husband has risen immeasurably since that time. (What can I say? I'm shallow.)

At this point, though, the refrigerator is 14 - how old is that in refrigerator years? I don't know, but for the last few months, it's been touch and go. We don't know if we are going to wake up to a tray of fresh ice cubes or a pool of water on the kitchen floor. Neither one of us is sleeping at night. We have trust issues.

So there you have it. The good news is that we are getting a new refrigerator. You can come over to our house and eat and you probably won't get food poisoning. The bad news is we might not be able to afford to feed you...